With a month to Christmas day I thought I'd post these Christmas cracker jokes I found when cleaning tonight. They're so bad they're good :)
Why did the Rooster crow before daybreak?
His cluck was too fast
Why don't robots have brothers?
Because they all have trans-sisters
Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales
What do you do when you see a big lion?
Hope he doesn't see you
What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, he just waved
What is a vampires favourite food?
Nectarines
Which players can't you trust in an orchestra?
The fiddlers
Do you know the joke about the butter?
I am not going to tell you because you will spread it around
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
You can see right through them
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
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