Monday, 25 November 2013

Christmas Crackers

With a month to Christmas day I thought I'd post these Christmas cracker jokes I found when cleaning tonight. They're so bad they're good :)

Why did the Rooster crow before daybreak?
His cluck was too fast

Why don't robots have brothers?
Because they all have trans-sisters

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales

What do you do when you see a big lion?
Hope he doesn't see you

What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, he just waved

What is a vampires favourite food?
Nectarines

Which players can't you trust in an orchestra?
The fiddlers

Do you know the joke about the butter?
I am not going to tell you because you will spread it around

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

You can see right through them

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick

No comments:

Post a Comment